That Po Guy

A friend of mine sent me a link to a story about a man living in Thailand who came home drunk to a wife who wouldn't sleep with him. He got mad, stormed off, and went and drank whiskey until the next day. When she said no a second time, he cut off his own member with a pair of scissors (then made it even worse by cutting it into pieces...eww). I wouldn't normally link to a story like that, but it gets better. The guys name was Po Dong. As in, when he sobers up, he's gonna realize his po dong still won't be getting any attention from the Missus. Ouch!