Bar Fly

Every so often I try to step back in time and go out and pretend I'm 22, and like meeting girls in bars. Last night my friend, Brian and I hit the Sunshine Factory in Ocean Beach. Fun to relive the early days, but I've been able to go into bars legally for nearly ten years. Somehow the magic has worn off. Drinking beers never quite resembles the commercials that promote it. I'd love to see a beer commercial where people slur their speech and get in unecessary fights, then relieve themselves in inappropriate places. That's what really happens. Where's the truth in advertising? It'd be great to have some sort of surgeon general's warning sticker on alcohol. Or maybe like it says on side mirrors on cars. "Warning, girls in this bar may not be as hot as they appear"