What's your pimp name?

Ever wanted to pimpafy your name? Now, thanks to PlayerAppreciate.com you can. My name? "Big Playah K. Gates." Be sure to call me that from now on, or I'll smack your ass inta next week. bitch. Today is a really cloudy, almost cold day in San Diego. Its still May, but the June Gloom is headed this way. I am up for my regular Friday bikeride, but today will need to wear a vest. I wonder what kind of pimp vest works best for mountain biking....