classy guy

I'm excited that I'll be teaching a college class this saturday. Not all by my lonesome, but actually co-teaching with my famous professor. I couldn't be happier. Actually. I could. I can. And I am. I'm following up my class with a date with the girl I met this past weekend. Classy guy that I am, I asked her out. To KFC! I asked her if she'd like to go out on Saturday and get a bucket of chicken together. There was dead silence on the phone. Then I said, OK, how about I take you somewhere nice... I'll even throw in a trip to the beach to watch the sunset before we go. I never did that before. negotiate a date like that. Start off low, then sweeten the deal with what is really an average date. Now it sounds nice. I wonder if we'll hit it off. I may need a woman who shares my same love for food in a paper bucket...