Tiv-No!

I wake up each day to an alarm clock, and I keep it far enough away from the bed that I can no longer just reach over and slap it. I have to hop my ass out of bed in the morning to turn the sucker off. My clock has both the radio, which I like, and the beeeeep beeeeep beeeeeep that sounds like a truck backing into my bed, which I don't like at all. I set them both about twenty minutes apart. I hear music and I know if I don't get my ass out of bed, I'll get run over by a truck. Good motivation. This morning I actually woke up at five... ready to go! Look out world, here I come! Even early birds like me shouldn't be that awake at five, so I stayed in bed until I heard the music. Today, though, it wasn't a nice wake up tune. It was the News lady reading the score to the Pistons-Spurs game I was planning on watching this evening. My first word of the day was a really loud, "Bitch"